How cold is it outside?

Cold enough to prove I love my dog

Cold enough to prove she doesn’t reciprocate

Published in: on January 8, 2016 at 5:00 pm  Leave a Comment  

In my brief time at Disneyland, I worked at the Indiana Jones ride.

The high point was when a guest mistook me for an Indy face character.


Unfortunately, I’ve never really connected with that franchise, so I don’t understand the character well enough to pretend to be him.

So when the guest greeted me with, “Hey! It’s Indy!” the best I had to offer was, “That’s right, buckaroo!” and when he looked crestfallen, I consoled him with, “You just keep on truckin’, pal!”

Maybe it’s for the best that I didn’t stay, huh?

Published in: on January 4, 2016 at 11:32 pm  Leave a Comment