New Psychiatrist

ME:  I suffer from anxiety, and, well, now that I’ve moved to a state where marijuana is legal…I dunno, would you recommend it?

MY NEW PSYCHIATRIST:  Well, I’ve never tried it, but I’ve heard it can have some serious side effects, so I recommend taking a second anti-depressant, instead!

So if anyone wants Lorazepam brownies,  I got the hook-up.