I wanted to major in Reverse Psychology.

I sent my application to the school.

They sent me a letter of rejection.

I sent them a letter saying that was fine, because I wouldn’t have attended their lousy school, anyway.

They sent me a diploma.

Published in: on April 9, 2013 at 11:47 pm  Leave a Comment  

Eli Finds Oh-Nuts

An introductory lesson about integers.

Produced for the Institute for Mathematics and Computer Science.

Published in: on April 9, 2013 at 12:56 pm  Leave a Comment  

In 2005, I couldn’t get cell reception in my dorm.

It’s 2013, and I’m on my phone, updating my blog, from inside a parking garage.

Isn’t progress amazing?

I just wish I hadn’t moved into a parking garage.

Published in: on April 8, 2013 at 11:32 pm  Leave a Comment