How cold is it outside?

Cold enough to prove I love my dog

Cold enough to prove she doesn’t reciprocate

Published in: on January 8, 2016 at 5:00 pm  Leave a Comment  

“Tasty” is something that tastes good.

“Smelly” is something that smells bad.

This sort of senseless bias makes me touchy.

Published in: on July 8, 2015 at 3:44 pm  Leave a Comment  

1. “Oooh, a book of poetry!”

2.  Find one of its shortest poems.

3.  Judge.

Published in: on January 15, 2014 at 7:31 pm  Leave a Comment  

Pop on Hop

The pudgy pickle chopper
pulled the chain of his bath stopper
and let the water whimper down the drain.

In popped an old grasshopper,
run away from a field cropper,
and croaked a crick that crook’d the chopper’s brain.

With the pudgy chopper piqued–
in the full of his physique–
the ‘hopper hoped he’d hamper his attack…

…but the chopper popped a wallop,
so the ‘hopper was a dollop
on the spot the chopper thought he might lean back.

Published in: on March 19, 2013 at 5:08 pm  Leave a Comment  
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Damn it.

I’d write a haiku, but that isn’t possible:  my ‘Enter’ key broke!

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A Reason for Fingers

Without our fingers,
it would be harder to count
haiku syllables.

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Binary Haiku

01100
0001010
11010

(I’m especially proud of the rhyme scheme.)

Published in: on March 19, 2013 at 4:51 pm  Leave a Comment  
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Haiku

I don’t understand
why people read poetry
if it doesn’t rhyme.

Published in: on March 19, 2013 at 4:47 pm  Leave a Comment  
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‘The Aristocrats’ as a Haiku

Family acts vile.
Agent asks what their act’s called.
“The Aristocrats!”

Published in: on March 19, 2013 at 2:37 pm  Leave a Comment  
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